How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

GOLDEN RETRIEVER:  The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

BORDER COLLIE:  Just one.  And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

DACHSHUND:  You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

ROTTWEILER:  Make me!

BOXER:  Who cares?  I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

LAB:  Oh, me, me!!!!!  Pleeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?  Huh?  Huh?  Can I?  Pleeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

GERMAN SHEPHERD:  I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER:  I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG:  Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light.

POINTER:  I see it, there it is, there it is, right there........

COCKER SPANIEL:  Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

CHIHUAHUA:  Yo quiero Toco Bulb.

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD:  First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.........

GREYHOUND:  It isn't moving. Who cares?


THE CAT'S ANSWER:  Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs.  So, the real question is "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.

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