We're Having a Puppy!

Help Urgently Required!

Please help! After two long years of being on a waiting list for an exotic
rare breed dog, we were finally notified by the breeder that at long last,
our number has come up, and...

WE'RE HAVING A PUPPY!

We must IMMEDIATELY get rid of our children now, because we just KNOW how
time consuming our new little puppy is going to be! Since our puppy will
be arriving on Monday, we MUST place the children in new homes this
weekend!!!

They are described as:

One male, white, blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent
disposition. He doesn't bite. Name is Tommy. Temperament tested. Current
on all shots. Tonsils removed already and very healthy condition!

Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained and gets along well
with others. Does not run with scissors and with a little time and
training, he will do well in a new home.

One female, strawberry blonde hair, green eyes. Three years old. Can be
surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Her name is Mary. Temperament
tested, but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current
on all shots, tonsils out, and is very healthy and happy (mostly.) Gets
along well with little boys, but does not like to share toys.

She is house trained, and would do best in a one child household.

We really LOVE our children, and want to do what is best for them. I hope
you understand, that ours is a UNIQUE situation, and we have a real
emergency here! They MUST be placed by Sunday night at the latest.

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